invite his elementary school bully over for a sexy threesome
ah how adorbs
I once sold him a bowl of soup, and after i rang him up he decided he wanted to get the next size up bowl. when he offered to pay the difference, I said, because I don’t think before I say things, “oh, I won’t charge you, uhh you’re famous so ummm you should get something, right?” he replied,”that’s exactly how famous I am: a slightly larger bowl of soup famous.” and he laughed. I made him laugh!! I don’t even care if it was at my stupidity.
sometimes I wish that interaction was a good enough story to be “material”.
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hydrofluoric acid is perfect for dissolving bodies!